Here come the bugs! Today I have killed 4 spiders, 37 rollie pollies, 104 mosquitos, 13 ants, 1 monster sized mosquito (like an inch long), 1 centipede & some moths.
I ran from a giant wasp, got the crap scared out of me by the neighborhood cat that jumped at the bay window to eat a bug and found a dead lizard. I didn't even know Michigan had lizards.
Whoever said there was a party at my house needs to be slapped or at the very least bring some chips and dip. I love the birds, rabbits, cats, oversized squirrels and well fed chipmonks. They're on the guest list. Even the occasional deer can stop by for a drink. But I feel like Alan in Jumanji - "In the jungle you will wait, until the dice read five or eight."
One of these days my wife is going to find me dead stuck to the wall by spider webs. The more I kill, the bigger they get. But I learned my lesson - AHHH!! BUG!!! SMASH!!!
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